Chapter 10: Sweet Sixteen, You Say?

Form 4, as sour as a lemon. Who. The. Hell. Said. Sixteen. Was. Sweet? Totally dumb. Form 3 passed by like a blink. Happy memories of that year made me want to turn back time, and go through it again. But all I can do is to look back at the memories now. Actually, Form 4 could've been better, minus the teachers. The Physics teacher bores me. The Biology teacher was okay. The Chemistry teacher, I think he learnt how to hypnotize people (names will not be mentioned as I might risk being expelled). But all in all, It's still great fun.

The issue of racism began spreading like a virus. Suddenly, everyone is a racist. Seems like the whole class is infected by the disease. All sorts of racist remarks started shooting around the class, between the Chinese, Malays and AN (1) Indian. So, it's quite obvious that only Indian is being bullied like crazy, but I don't think he'll mind. Like I care XD.

I think I'll end the chapter here, as the year is not over. Take Care, people.

Chapter 9: Gay Pride Parade

As years passed on, there were many things which I discovered, so many experiences, the sweet, the sour, the salty, the bitter and the tasteless. There was much more to this world than school and games. I discovered a whole lot of friends, those who are a few years older than the current me. They showed me a new side of the world, a whole from another's eye view.

Back to the chapter, Form 3 was a very gay and "gay" year. A very happy year for me, but also a year full of molestation. Maybe people tend to change a little, once they cannot get what they want, or maybe due to desperation. And my oh my, I must admit that the music industry changed the lifes of my friends alot, mine included. Music cheers us up when we're down, music makes us want to sing and dance, and last but not least, music turns one normal person gay. For some reason, many of my male friends worshipped The Darkness (a rock band, if you didn't know). Especially the song titled "I Believe In The Thing Called Love". Thats how I actually got closer to a few friends, sadly to say, through some gay stuff. I think the whole band was gay, so they came up with a gayer song.

Shen Jin and Ken were in love with the song, they started "touching people" and spread the holy words of gayism to the whole form. They will come and touch you while saying "Touching You~!" and then you turn gay! (Congrats!) This gay thing affected Collin so much he became very (and I mean very) gay. The tune of the song itself makes one feel gay. The whole year was definitely abnormal.

Form 3 was also my "Slack-Off" year. I started discovering the beauties of online gaming (Whee!) and my first encounter was to Ragnarok Online, and through that I met all sorts of people, and made good friendships with Christopher's friends (VK's brother). That year, I got closer to Ken, Shen Jin, Nicholas Quah, Chin Keong and Vincent (P/S - All gaming freaks). I also met Christopher, Erwin, Jun Jie and Kah Yat, all older than me. They made me feel like becoming a post SPM student even more. Enjoying the night life, driving, everything! Erwin was the closest to us (and still is). I don't know why, but maybe he's a little childish =D. But he's a very nice person,a very good person to depend on (Erwin! Drive me here; Erwin! Drive me there).

So anyways I enjoyed the whole of Form 3, oh, and Study Skills was full of dumb crap. And Shen Jin is still singing his beloved song. And Ken, unfortunately, became normal (T_T). Nick Quah, still screw that bugger! =). Haha! Chin Keong, gaming like usual. Basically everyone's still the same. Nut was in love with a janitor's item. I'm spilling out all the secrets. God please bless me, for this might be my last blog if get whacked up.

Chapter 8: Friends or Foes?

Form 1 passed by, gone like the wind. As I stepped upon the class 2 Cempaka, I feel that special feeling. The feeling I had long forgotten. I call that feeling, stress. I was surrrounded by many unfamiliar faces, except for a few, who came up to this class with me, mostly nerds (except me). The class was filled with happiness and joy, as many of the unfamiliar ones chatted with each other. I took the back seat of the class, with my trustworthy Cinapek friend, Benson. We both studied and examined everyone in the class. Like all other classes, the class is divided to a few groups. The "Smart and Quiet's", the "Nerdy and Freaky's", and the "OMG so Cool's". Majority of them were the OMG so Cool's. Oh, that year, there was also the "Reject" and the "Neutrals". I'll consider myself a Neutral.

Friendships blossomed between me and my new classmates within the first 6 months of that year, as my relationships with people in the other classes declined. I'm sorry to all those I had ignored in that year (e.g. Ken, Nik Q and few others, sowi). For all that made my year 2003 unforgetable, I appreciate that. I sincerely thank (in no particular order) Chin Keong, my "cousin", Hon Sen, Nut, JY, Joshua, Faridq, Nigel, Yun, Joyce, Siew May, Mei Yen, Aza, Her Royal Highness Nurul (I was more like insulthing her and her torn ligaments =D), Li Hong, the "Nerd and Freaks", the Tan's (Jay Son and Hui Eng), VK, and Tze Lin. For now, my memory only serves me that much. If I had forgotten any, please forgive me, I'm not a perfect person, there's many things I wish I didn't do (OK, if I continue I'll sing the whole song out).

Some in the list might not regard me as friends, but I, being gullible and naive, regard them as friends, for they guided me through my seconds, my minutes, my hours, my days, my weeks, my months, my years, my life. No man can survive without friends, and these people helped me survive. Throughout my life, I wondered, what is the purpose of my existence? Was it to irritate or to insult? No. I now know that I live not for myself, but for my friends and family. For they were always there for me, and I should always be there for them. I'll always cherish my friends. They are my fortune and my wealth.

Chapter 7: Can You Feel The Lag Tonight?

Hey, this is, unfortunately, another crap post. Why? Blame streamyx for the extreme gay lag. They call it, uhm, slight drop in perfomance. Screw it. My download speed dropped from 30 kbps to 0.5 kbps as if being pulled by gravity. Heck, even gravity is only 9.8ms-2.

Streamyx has gone cuckoo and sadly to say there are only a few ISP's in Malaysia. So, fellow friends, bear with the lag and slowness and read my blog to fill ur past time! Feeling internet is your life? Cannot bear the gayness? Read My Blog!

Boring. Ciaoz.

Chapter 6: The End Of The Universe?

So, going on to Form 2. Terrible year. I basically struggled myself in 2 Cempaka. Why was I so damn smart in Form 1? LoL. Anyways, Form 2 was what I call, the Freak Year.......

The new era had came, and humans were not exactly humans anymore. They are either a little freakish or too nerdy. The two different type of people were like the Eloi's and Morlock's in The Time Machine. The future became too gay, so humans evolve together to suit the environment. But, there is still hope left, a normal human. His name was not Brian O' Connor. His name was Tan Wei Pin. Boo! Yea, yea, I know.

Back to the story, The Retards were some aliens who landed upon planet NF (stands for NerdyFreaky, once known as earth). They were so retarded looking they conquered the whole world. It was like there was no tomorrow, no hopes, nothing. The Freaks and Nerds were already fighting then, just like Humans and Orcs in Warcraft, when the Nerd-F-O landed. The three forces never stopped fighting. They fought for all means, money, power and maybe women (women might get too retarded or freaky or nerdy, but well, whatever makes them happy). So, The Nerds and The Freaks signed an alliance, to kick The Retards back to planet Retardono.

The Alliance created a team of super-freakos and super-nerdos. Although they have highly developed brains, they didn't intend to get a cool and high-tech name, instead they decided to take the name of superheroes by Marvel comic, and alter it. They are, the T-Freaks!! With the leader, Professor T (Ro Wern),and his comrades, Sliderman (Loong Jin, better known as Clark Chow), Kaixedo (Kai Ming, his tuxedo makes him blurrer), Incredible Khu (Darren, you won't like him when he's angry), Bulletproof Sami (Krishnan, immitating Chow Yun Fatt in the Bulletproof Monk show), NerdLeader aka Super Keong (Chin Keong, his name explains everything), and last but not least, Mushroom Boi (Tze Lin, now abandoned his superhero career and is now crippled).

However, The Retards were not that easy to beat. They had their own force of mutated flesh. They were E.C, S*******, just to name a few, and other villains. The battle Between The Alliance and The Retards were massive, normal soldiers were equipped with nuclear weapons. The heroes, they had the most fearsome, most horrifying, and most ugly (yep, I said ugly) war in the entire universe.

So, who won the war? The war is still going on, now and forever, until either one of the forces get busted inside out. I am currently living in this world, this place, filled with many weird people. I am in Sri Cempaka.

P/S: This chapter is one of the crap chapters to fill my blog up. Next chapter, I'll write about what really happened in Form 2.