Refreshed!

I am puke-free since January 2008 no more!

Last Friday on the 30th of April 2010 I became a vomit breathing dragon T_T

Sadded.

Didn't even intend to get drunk =(.

There was no event going on and me and a couple of guys got into the club thru an empty guestlist line! So loser-ish

But yea I remembered at least 2 151 bombs, 2 abcs, whiskey coke, cowboy shots, and a truckload of champagne (shit doesn't seem like it's alot).

GG!

Not to mention the week before that we drank 4 nights in a row during Anzac weekend.

I think I need a new liver for my birthday this year

Inconsistent

That's me. I am never consistent. I always blog for about 2 weeks before stopping for another 2 months or so then continue. Oh, like you don't already know.

Life sucks at the moment. I have been back in Msia for almost 2 weeks now and have been doing the same thing over and over again.

Mamak
Shen's house
Movie somewhere
Eat
Mahjong

X 100

Super unproductive. And above it all many of my friends are interning now, making me look like this ultimate slacker.

It's not like I don't enjoy what I'm doing atm but seriously so bum =(.

Oh, my results are also out.

High Distinction, Credit, Pass.

Again, the inconsistency. FML

=(

Year 2010 I promise to myself would be a more productive year, because I can't go more unproductive than I already am hahaha.

They say when you hit rock bottom, the only way you can go is up.

Lets start with moar blogging!

Sien Diao

Hmm. Haven't updated in a while.

Just to show I'm still pretty much alive:




Hai!!











Then suddenly I realised what that picture looks like..

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Cheesepie WTF Boon you skank homo copy my pose!


My gambling luck for CNY is wtf sad.

First day of CNY went to Shen's place (BTW the whore came back for CNY for 1 week).

Lost RM30 in Black Jack to Daniel.

Yesterday again lost RM30 to Daniel.

=(

Happy Chinese New Year 2009!

Gong Xi Fa Cai everyone =D

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╭┴──┤HAPPY ├╮
│ｏｏ│牛YEAR │●°
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This year, its the year of the






Moomoo.


Does that mean we should eat more beef or...


I guess not


But I'm going back to Melbourne soon, who can resist

An awesome bowl of Gyu-Tan Don? T_T

This delicious delicacy is found in Menya Ramen, Melbourne Central!

Can't wait.

Ohno, I feel bad, first of all I'm not even supposed to eat beef. T_T

Forgive me God but this tastes like heaven.

32nd December 2008

Nooo. It's not the new year it's 32nd December 2008!

T_T

Didn't even feel like its a new year already.

Oh well, spent it @ Shen's in conjunction for his farewell.

He's leaving Saturday. =) =(.

I got super high, never felt like this in a long while!

My camera ran out of battery 1/2 hour before 12 o' clock.

Dam suey.

=( =( =(.

Oh, I haven't slept yet. Stayed up all night.

Went for Bak Kut Teh for Brunch, then wento 1 Utama to watch Ip Man.

Awesome show! Who wants to let me pummel the back of his head? =)

Dead tired now.

Will have pics up soon!

EMBRACE THE NEW YEAR PEOPLE

2008 + 1 = 2009

2009?

What happened to 2008?

How did everything felt like a drag at one point of the time and feels like a blur now?

Early this year I was all hyped up about university, living in a new place, meeting new people.

Now it's suddenly time for a new year.

Another set of 365.25 days.

I wanted to make a list of what I did for 2008, but I reconsidered.

Because in general, I did NOTHING

And I'm not really proud of it.

2008 has been a year of ups and downs, but mostly downs for me.

I was at the trough of my life during semester 2 in Melbourne.

Seriously, I think I can cry, thinking back about it.

After all I'm really emotional, not emo, emotional. Note the difference!

Everything seemed like it was spiraling downwards.

I don't see a point in my life anymore.

There were days where I wished there was this "Off" button on my neck.

But then I wondered, "What will happen to my Facebook account if I died?!"

That silly thought kept me going.

And of course, being able to see my cherished friends and family helped too.

What would I do without you guys?

Oh, horoscopes are really freaky.

They give this subliminal message, but whatever you are going through is really true as stated.

I mean, how can one horoscope apply to all Leos?

Seriously, there's so many people born with the same horoscope as you.

My horoscope today was

It's still all about those around you with the Moon in your 7th House of Relationships. You cannot exist in a void; there must be an easy rhythm to your life now, so you can dance through your day. But progress could be very slow; don't worry if it seems like you're not gaining ground. The leap ahead will happen before you know it.

And before I read it there was really something in my head, about not gaining ground on a certain something.

Stop getting into my head Mr. Rick Levine! (The dude in tarrot.com)



Aaaaanyways.

All the best for 2009, people.

Happy New Year

What happened on Saturday, 20th December 2008

Noon!
Siu Yuk Lunch @ Wong Kee Restaurant

I like this shot

Iced Barley


The Zombie Siu Yuk Lou

HERE COMES THE SIU YUK!

Night!

Cempaka Class of 2006 Reunion @ KLGCC

Face Problem Shot




Editted:

I thought everyone seemed like they were wrapped up in plastic or something.

Random Photoshopping.



And finally!

More pictures @ My Facebook!
Siu Yuk and Reunion

I used to think...

That my life revolves around the internet. Which was really quite true for the past 5 years of my life.

Chatting.

Gaming.

Blogging.

Wikipedia-ing.

Plagiarising stuff and handing them up as assignments.

Blogging.

Downloading songs/movies/videos.

Oh, and of course, the P-word which rhymes with horn.

Its ironic. I want freedom, yet I like being trapped inside a net.

But its been almost a month since I have an internet connection to call my own, where I can access the net comfortably on my couch sipping coffee and doing supposedly relaxing stuff.

And funny enough, I'm actually doing pretty fine.

Probably because I now use my time buying groceries, cleaning up my apartment, washing and ironing clothes, meeting up with friends, watching shows, and rotting.

Anyhow, an internet connection is still undoubtedly freakin' useful. And mine should be coming. Soon...

Right, onto my uni life.

I'm not gonna say this to him in person but I hate people who think UniMelb is the best or some shit like that as if he's totally gonna be successful once he's out. And he comes around showing me brochures (which are actually crap) of the societies available in the uni as if I'm gonna get jealous and kill myself or whatever. Then he sortta says that College Square Lygon's the best and all but he comes over to my place expecting to get his clothes washed for free (because the washing machines and dryers in College Square is next to the dumpster). And he expects me to follow his timing and all and to take his clothes out and fuck it! THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND YOU DAMMIT. I'm not gonna mention names but I think he owes me an iPod. Fuck. Thank God there's this dude whose sister looks like him which freaks him (and me even) out appearing next to him every other day.

And WHAT THE HELL IS SO BAD ABOUT RMIT? It's not like I don't have a lecturer with a PhD in Artificial Intelligence and an Applied Physics and Maths degree teaching me. DAMMIT. SHOW SOME FREAKING RESPECT! FUCK FUCK FUCK!

Moving on.

Was watching "How I Met Your Mother" seasons 1 and 2 and I highly recommend it. Hilarious and original!

And I also watched Gossip Girl season 1! Serena van Der Woodsen! <3 <3 <3 <3. Watch it. I know it sounds gay but it's a nice show! Haha.

Signing off,
XDXD
Gossip Guy
You know you love me.

Happy Chinese New Year!

Ratatatatata! It's the year of the Rat and time to place your bets! Start gambling people! May this year bring everyone prosperity and health! I will be updating more often now (at least with not so boring contents).



Oh, Harry Plopper and Spiderpig wish all a Happy Chinese New Year, too! (Which reminds me, I've been neglecting them a little T_T)

2008

I'm a sucky blogger. I forgot to blog during special occasions T_T (Christmas Eve, Christmas, Boxing Day).

Anyway, hope you had a splendid Christmas. I know I did. I spent it in a friggin Cyber Cafe with 3 other guys. Such a ghey occasion. And to top it up, we got our asses pawned by AI + in DotA. Talk about sadness.

Anyway, 2008 is coming! Have a pleasant new year guys!

By the way, I won a Christmas event in Granado Espada! Seriously guys. Go play the game! It's now free to play and what more, the graphics are superb and the girls are hawt!

Here is my winning entry. It's a naughty or nice contest, where you have to creatively post up 3 wishes in the forums and stand a chance to be selected by Santa!

And for those who are just too lazy to click, here is part of my entry- a little comic strip. Click to enlarge. Anyhow, I also sang a song in my entry =.=.



Way to go 2007. Hello 2008!

Whore. Hore. Hor. Ho

Christmas is coming in less than 2 months! Remember when you were young you were told stupid stories about Santa (Okay maybe not so much in Malaysia, here we were told stories about Hang Tuah) till a point where you really believed that a fat dude with a pointy red hat dressed in a red suit and oh not to forget the long, white beard, will actually come down through the chimney and drop you loads of presents when you're asleep on Christmas eve.

Then we realised we had no chimney. But our hopes were still up hoping he can somehow squeeze through the ventilator. And we were so amused he always brought us the right presents. And we were also overjoyed when we found out that the cookie and milk has been eaten, thinking that he liked them.

Then as you grow older you peep into your father's closet and you find a Santa Claus costume. But you still had your hopes up thinking maybe your father wanted to dress up during Halloween as the round red thing.

Then you start wondering why your father would suddenly care about you so much especially during the festive season, asking, "Son, what do you want the most", and you replied with a tone of excitement "A TOY TRAIN! Why you gonna buy one for me dad?", while he replies almost within the split second, usually sternly, "No." This is the point where you start to beg and beg and beg but to no avail.

Then on Christmas day you find yourself a toy train!

Then you grow older. You learn to stay up late. You go downstairs during Christmas hoping to meet Santa. Then you met Santa! Santa was eating your cookie. Santa seems skinnier. Santa was shocked to see you awake. Then you said to Santa "ZOMG WOULDN'T UR'E REINDEERS DIE IF U STAY NEAR THE EQUATOR FOR TOO LONG?". Santa was speechless. Santa seems afraid when you approached him. Santa looked familiar. You pulled Santa's beard. SANTA WAS YOUR FATHER. Then you will be the next idiot to tell this same story.

Anyhow, when you think of Santa the common words that comes to your mind are:
Christmas
Holiday
Presents
Socks
Big
Fat
Obese?
Red
White
Beard
Sleigh
Reindeer
Ho Ho Ho

Speaking of Ho Ho Ho...

Officials in Sydney are warning the upcoming "Santa's" not to use the word as it may be offensive to women. wHOre wHOre wHOre! -_-" What. The. Fack? They where advised to use Ha Ha Ha. Now everyone is Santa. Haha! Yo. Santa here.

Read more here

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via FoxyTunes

Telefon Bimbit Aku.

Aku mempunyai sebiji telefon bimbit. Aku amat suka telefon bimbit aku. Aku mendapat telefon bimbit sejak saya berusia dua belas tahun. Pada masa itu, telefon bimbit aku sangat "hip". Nokia 7210 namanya. Warnanya keemas-emasan "Champagne Gold" dan game yang paling best ialah "Snake". Itu snake sangat dingin punya. Saya pro, tidak guna 2 4 6 8 untuk main tapi guna 1 dan 9 ataupun 3 dan 7. Itu snake aku main sampai score 1400 lebih. Best sekali. Kawan-kawan semua pun cemburu pada aku.

Tetapi telefon bimbit itu jadi kuno sangat cepat. Dia mampus seperti dinosaur. Itu telefon bimbit dengan skrin warna warni mula dibuat. Jadi aku pun merajuk kerana mahu main snake yang berwarna. Akhirnya aku berjaya dapat telefon Nokia 3200 setelah bermanja manja dengan ayahku. Tapi malang tidak berbau. Itu telefon tak ada SNAKE! Aku berasa hampa. Itu dunia seperti sudah akhir. Tapi tiba tiba saya ternampak game "Bounce". Mataku bersinar sinar. Aku tekan "Open". Itu loading sangat lama. Tapi aku sabar. Aku tunggu game buka.

Game buka. Saya nampak sebiji bola merah. "Apasal ni?" aku terfikir. Aku mulai tekan butang butang. Game itu semakin menarik perhatian aku. Aku ketagihan. Hari hari aku main bounce. Aku semakin lama, semakin pro. Itu bola merah bergerak begitu pantas seperti ingin keluar dari skrin. Aku best sekali.

Tapi itu pun ketinggalan zaman. Aku bagi emak guna. Aku tidak puas. Aku inginkan lebih. Aku ingin Bounce dalam 3D. Hah! Best kan? Jadi aku nampak poster N70. Tercool sekali. Ia ada 2 megapixel kamera. Boleh ambil photo upskirt! Jadi aku mengambil keputusan untuk beli. Mana tahu, telefon ini menghampakan saya lagi. Tak ada bounce dalam 3d. Tapi ada snake 3d. Tak kisah lah.

Begitulah kisah telefon bimbit aku. Sekian terima kasih.

OK wtf did I just write? Nevermind. Anyhow, here's something that happened today. It was a normal Tuesday, I was doing my normal thing, but (you guessed it) something abnormal happened! At 7++ pm. I received a call on my telefon bimbit. Unknown number. I was half expecting a chinese ah lian telling me I've won a lottery of RM 1,000,000 and all I have to do is deposit RM3,000 into some unknown bank account and I'm good to go. I was half right.

A Chinese woman goes, "Wei Pin! Chi liao mei you?" (Have you eaten?)
Me: Err, chi bao liao (yes I've eaten)......*who on earth? why they know my name?*
Chinese woman: Wo shi Miss Tok ah!! Wo yiao chiek fen la! (I'm Miss Tok. I'm gonna marry soon!)

And so on. Turns out Miss Tok, my form 3 maths teacher is gonna marry and she plans to invite some from out batch! Woot. Currently, still planning whether or not to go. 75% sure though. So. Bye.

Approximately 15 chapters, only 5 down. Something tells me I'm screwed.

Yea. But IT exam's not till Thursday. Lalala. Hehehe. Im still screwed. Speaking of IT, theres this poor Bangla fella who was an IT engineer who left his country home for the "better good", Malaysia. Whathell. Malaysia that good meh? NOPE. Came here only end up becoming a toilet cleaner. And apparently he was offered RM2000/month, 6 days a week, 8 hours a day job. This is probably linked with the Bangladeshi mystery case, where thousands of Bangladeshis come into Malaysia with permit but somehow their employers didn't come to collect them, making KLIA the abbreviation for Kuala Lumpur International Accommodation, as 2000++ Banglas slept over in the airport.

The Immigration Department suspects this to be some sorta syndicate, cause the Bangla's have to pay roughly RM2.5k to get here. Some even sold their houses and etc to come over here to start a new life. End up jobless. This is damn pointless. Actually I couldn't care less. But Malaysia's such a mess. Causing everyone distress. That's why people getting mistress'. Because all damn stress. And they just wanna caress. And also ass! Okay, think I should not digress.

Also, the Nurin Jazlin case. About "It's not the parent's fault". Wadafark man. Seriously, "Oh the rule of the family is to always go out in at least pairs. Yea. And the sister Nurin went out with was how old? Nine? And Nurin was eight? Even IF they went out together, all the sadistic dude(s) need(s) is just extra brinjal and cucumbers. And maybe another sports bag. Comonla, they're both below ten! They both could've been easily abducted off.

And a neighbour said there was a van involved. Which makes it easier to kidnap both. Imagine this. Two girls walking happily on a dark road. Van arrives. Van door opens. Girls expect their father to jump out acting like a clown. Hand reaches out to grab one. Obviously she will be like "ZOMG HELP ME WHATS HAPPENING?!!!" The other one would have probably tried to grab her sibling back, maybe hold on to the legs or something. The hand reaches out again and grab the other. Van door closes. Tadahhhh! Now, go market buy cucumber and eggplants!

Okay I might be sound tad bit casual and maybe even inhumane (Hello they call me Panda). But I think I am already desensitised to this kind of sadistic thing, many thanks to the Saw trilogy. Hello [insert name here], I wanna play a game. Freaky mask. Half dead man. Brainwashed (I think) girl. You know the story.

And now they suggest Rukun Tetangga, neighbourhood watches, night patrol and all those shit. Uhh, I'm not sure about you, but as long as I remember, I've been writing those shit in karangans for the past 10 years or so of my life. And someone even suggested putting a street lamp because "the road from the victims flat block to the pasar malam is abit dark". Not a bad idea, but is the government going to take precautions only after some bizarre thing has occurred? So now we're using street lamps to counter villains. And I don't know where I heard this from but it is damn true that Malaysian Police do their job well only if the news makes it into the headlines. Then after the case is solved you see some face there with a caption "Inspektor XXXX" saying how much effort they took and how carefully they planned and all.

This is just a sorry excuse for me to look away from my book. *Looks to the left and tilts head abit lower* Hello book! Sorry if there's any grammatical/spelling errors. Got my sources from http://thestar.com.my


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