Thursday, March 27, 2008


Internet. It has arrived. P#34R Me! Kekekeke.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

No Net Yet

My life sucks.


Hoping to get internet by next week.



By the way go watch Charlie The Unicorn on Youtube.

Shunnnnn the non believer!~

Who am I?
Thats a secret I'll never tell
You Know You Love Me
Gossip Guy

Friday, March 14, 2008

I used to think...

That my life revolves around the internet. Which was really quite true for the past 5 years of my life.





Plagiarising stuff and handing them up as assignments.


Downloading songs/movies/videos.

Oh, and of course, the P-word which rhymes with horn.

Its ironic. I want freedom, yet I like being trapped inside a net.

But its been almost a month since I have an internet connection to call my own, where I can access the net comfortably on my couch sipping coffee and doing supposedly relaxing stuff.

And funny enough, I'm actually doing pretty fine.

Probably because I now use my time buying groceries, cleaning up my apartment, washing and ironing clothes, meeting up with friends, watching shows, and rotting.

Anyhow, an internet connection is still undoubtedly freakin' useful. And mine should be coming. Soon...

Right, onto my uni life.

I'm not gonna say this to him in person but I hate people who think UniMelb is the best or some shit like that as if he's totally gonna be successful once he's out. And he comes around showing me brochures (which are actually crap) of the societies available in the uni as if I'm gonna get jealous and kill myself or whatever. Then he sortta says that College Square Lygon's the best and all but he comes over to my place expecting to get his clothes washed for free (because the washing machines and dryers in College Square is next to the dumpster). And he expects me to follow his timing and all and to take his clothes out and fuck it! THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND YOU DAMMIT. I'm not gonna mention names but I think he owes me an iPod. Fuck. Thank God there's this dude whose sister looks like him which freaks him (and me even) out appearing next to him every other day.

And WHAT THE HELL IS SO BAD ABOUT RMIT? It's not like I don't have a lecturer with a PhD in Artificial Intelligence and an Applied Physics and Maths degree teaching me. DAMMIT. SHOW SOME FREAKING RESPECT! FUCK FUCK FUCK!

Moving on.

Was watching "How I Met Your Mother" seasons 1 and 2 and I highly recommend it. Hilarious and original!

And I also watched Gossip Girl season 1! Serena van Der Woodsen! <3 <3 <3 <3. Watch it. I know it sounds gay but it's a nice show! Haha.

Signing off,
Gossip Guy
You know you love me.