Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Spiderman Versus Venom!

Well I just came back from Port Dickson the other day. It was my father's company's family weekend, or something like that. PD's dirty as ever. The water's.. anything but blue. Quite sad haha. Anyways I had quite some fun and I came across a hobby everyone used to play with when they were young. The older generations, that is. Even my mum used to do it.

Its called Spider Fighting! It's not exactly a cool game but very intriguing. The spider is some special species that spin their webs on pandan leaves. Okay, first of all, we will need to find an area where pandan leaves grow like no tomorrow. Then find leaves that are stuck together. Open the leaves a little and peep carefully and there will most probably be a spider web there. And with the spider web is an ant. Stupid. Obviously a spider! If it's a male, pluck the whole leaf out. Then, find another male, introduce them to each other, and let the fighting begin!

How to distinguish between male and female:

When you open the leaves a little and peep into the web, the spider will look back at you. Male spiders will have a ring of white around them and will be slightly more colourful than the female ones. Female spiders are much more timid and blacker.

Round 1, Fight!

I think the spiders are very territorial. When 2 males meet, they will fight for their territory or just to show whoever's stronger so they can get the female. Either that or the inferior one will run away. It's really fun to see them fighting. When they meet their so called front legs will open up wide, poised to strike. And then they will go into combat!

So, I've found a new hobby for myself if I ever get stuck in a pandan patch or some pandan jungle. Haha. Anyway PD was quite fun too.

Friday, May 26, 2006

American Idol 2006

Okay to tell the truth, I'm not really a fan of American Idol. But, what the heck. Taylor Hicks won AI and it just doesn't seem right. Obviously I'll be supporting Katherine McPhee instead of that grey-haired gay bitch. She's kinda hot ya know!

Conclusion: I rather have a pheever instead of having hickups.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Moral Lessons

Lesson Number One:
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the Rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson Number Two:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon, he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson Number Three:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

The morals of this story are:
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!

Monday, May 22, 2006

The Adventures of GoGoShenny and his Magical Wonderpuffs

A'ight today I'll blog bout a special someone in my life. Okay, not that special but it adds a sentimental effect in this blog so shush! I should be writing bout some hot girl or some beautiful lady, no some gay guy. But it's okay, he wrote about me so I'll return a favour.

The gay guy's name is Tay Shen Jin. Hehe. Not gay actually. Just ghey. Same thing. When I was in Form 1, I heard about this legendary guitar player. Apparently he can pluck the strings like how my mum pluck the chicken feathers. And he also can sing. I was like "ZOMG, Superstar in a school like this?!" Then I saw his face. No comments. Haha I sound damn mean. But it's my blog. I write what I want okay, Shen?

Actually he looks like the enemy of all bees, Winnie the Pooh! Oh gosh oh god oh my! Seriously. So, he was in 1 Aqua while I was in 1 Terra and we didn't even know each other. He's like, always on the stage singing his songs and playing his guitar. Not like I cannot rival him in guitar skills. Just that you can't hear me playing my guitar. Air guitar. T_T

We got really intimate in Form 3. No, I didn't lose my virginity. Haha so gay. Oh right, he's gay. Anyways we got to know each other through Ragnarok Online. We joined Chin Keong's private server and met. Shen's a bum. He goes around asking for money. And when I give him 1% of it he's like freaking happy. Haha. I had millions of zeny. Gave him thousands. I'm evil. You know it.

Anyways, Shen's a great guy to insult. Say something that's insulting and he'll go "Hey!" like some cinapek. Form 4, we mainly talk to each other through skype, online. No one else goes online. Its like some 1-on-1 therapist thing when you go on skype with Shen. He'll suddenly play his guitar then u get lullabyed. Very noisy sometimes. Shen has strict parents. Tie his computer up. Like hostage. Instead of ransom he has to give good exam results. But most parents are like that, aren't they. Parents are weird.

Form 5 Shen suddenly transformed. He became Tay Shenerd Jin! He got a Red Card from the school, some sort of monitoring card because his academic performances weren't at the top notch. Cempaka's dumb. 1 month before gave the card. 1 month later forgot bout the card. So the happy-go-lucky Shen now studies like no tomorrow. Shen's transformation is almost complete. He had mutated! Tay Shenerd Jin the monster! ARGH! BOW WOW! Eh? Dog? Nah. ARGHHHHHH! BRAAWWL! What sounds do monsters make anyway?

All in all Shen's a fun guy to insult with and to insult at. I shall end this post with a poem for my true friend.

Shen Jin,
Where have you been?
I've searched in the dustbin,
And also in the aluminium tin.

Oh Shen Jin,
I think it's in your genes,
That no matter where you begin,
You can never beat the almighty Tan Wei Pin!

Haha. Don't get angry this is just a joke. In the end the poem was a self praise. Haha. Anyway Shen rocks. Oh no wait, he pebbles. (ask him yourself what pebbles mean)

What we have in common
Tan Wei Pin
Tay Shen Jin
Together we are the TAIN BEARS Co.

Quote of the day: " Tay in gray is gay today "

Sunday, May 21, 2006

I heard a joke

Here's the joke.

Panda: JY, what are you doing?

JY: Studying


Okay, No more chapters. The End

Well, it's the end. For that book.

I'm BACK! After erm, 9 months. Holy crap. So saddening. I remembered last year when I told myself the blog will never die! Ahhhh, T_T

Well, Form 5. It's the year! It's the year! Its.... SPM... Super Power Monkeys... boohoo. Ah, and I said F4 sucks. Forgive me I was wrong. F5 sucks harder. Almost everyday we don't get to go for lunch and lepak, instead we sleep. I demand Chemistry to be renamed to Sleeping Class.

Oh btw I have lame jokes!

What's the longest tree in the world?
Chemistree (only Cempakans who go through Mr Sheat's teaching can answer this!)

Oh, did you know I went for the longest camp in my entire life that day? It's called Camp Mistery
Walalala. Okay. Not funny? Say it out loud and fast!

Ahhhh! Help me! Currently having my exams. And screwing them badly. For now, bb time to sleep.