2008

I'm a sucky blogger. I forgot to blog during special occasions T_T (Christmas Eve, Christmas, Boxing Day).

Anyway, hope you had a splendid Christmas. I know I did. I spent it in a friggin Cyber Cafe with 3 other guys. Such a ghey occasion. And to top it up, we got our asses pawned by AI + in DotA. Talk about sadness.

Anyway, 2008 is coming! Have a pleasant new year guys!

By the way, I won a Christmas event in Granado Espada! Seriously guys. Go play the game! It's now free to play and what more, the graphics are superb and the girls are hawt!

Here is my winning entry. It's a naughty or nice contest, where you have to creatively post up 3 wishes in the forums and stand a chance to be selected by Santa!

And for those who are just too lazy to click, here is part of my entry- a little comic strip. Click to enlarge. Anyhow, I also sang a song in my entry =.=.



Way to go 2007. Hello 2008!

Missed a toe?

One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight Nine! I have nine toes! Oops I have ten toes!...I missed a toe.. nevermind. Futile effort in being lame..

Ahh. Mistletoes. We've heard so much about them. These little parasitic plants are often associated with Christmas and we're a few days away! And of course the all famous Harry Potter and Cho Chang kiss under the mistletoe! So what's with kissing under the mistletoe?

I found a good explanation based on the Norse mythology! The God Odin and Goddess Frigg have 2 sons, Baldr and Höðr (pronounced Hod, I think) and Höðr was blind. Frigg loved Bladr alot. She took steps to ensure that nothing would ever harm him by way of earth, fire, water, or air.

However, the mistletoe was not under any of this category. Loki, a mischief maker/evil spirit, found out about this single weakness, and made a missile out of mistletoe (Lol geddit geddit? Missile out of Mistletoe! Should be called mistle! -_- nvm). He then passed the missile to Höðr and guided Höðr to shoot Baldr since he was blind.

Ever since then, Frigg stated the mistletoe would never harm anyone again and made it a symbol of love and made the promise to bestow a kiss upon everyone who passed beneath it!

Cool huh? So bring a mistletoe around when you go clubbing or something. Then you can use it as an excuse to kiss a hot chick!

P/S: Check for Adam's apple on the "hot" chick.

Left or Right?

Just back from a short vacation! Will blog about that tomorrow or something. Anyway, I was browsing my GE forums when I came across this.


Look at the picture.
Is it moving clockwise or anti-clockwise?


If you see ANTI-CLOCKWISE
Left-brain dominated people tend to be more logical and analytical in their thinking and usually excel at mathematics and word skills. Left-brain are verbal and have little trouble expressing themselves in words.

If you see CLOCKWISE
Right brain is associated with artistic ability like singing, painting, writing poetry. Right brain dominated people rely more on their intuition Right brain know how they feel but have trouble expressing it in words.

After reading the many responses on the forum, I found out that there are also some who can see both clockwise and anti-clockwise, depending on whether they focus or not.

For me, its CLOCKWISE! Thus my pathetic Specialist Mathematics marks.

Which direction do you see it going?

Don't you just love moms

Heck. Everything a mother would say in 24 hours compressed into 2 minutes and 55 seconds!

Of men, women, and Santa Claus.

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.

Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)



























Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep scrolling.














































So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

Men keep scrolling....









































By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen.

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