Whore. Hore. Hor. Ho

Christmas is coming in less than 2 months! Remember when you were young you were told stupid stories about Santa (Okay maybe not so much in Malaysia, here we were told stories about Hang Tuah) till a point where you really believed that a fat dude with a pointy red hat dressed in a red suit and oh not to forget the long, white beard, will actually come down through the chimney and drop you loads of presents when you're asleep on Christmas eve.

Then we realised we had no chimney. But our hopes were still up hoping he can somehow squeeze through the ventilator. And we were so amused he always brought us the right presents. And we were also overjoyed when we found out that the cookie and milk has been eaten, thinking that he liked them.

Then as you grow older you peep into your father's closet and you find a Santa Claus costume. But you still had your hopes up thinking maybe your father wanted to dress up during Halloween as the round red thing.

Then you start wondering why your father would suddenly care about you so much especially during the festive season, asking, "Son, what do you want the most", and you replied with a tone of excitement "A TOY TRAIN! Why you gonna buy one for me dad?", while he replies almost within the split second, usually sternly, "No." This is the point where you start to beg and beg and beg but to no avail.

Then on Christmas day you find yourself a toy train!

Then you grow older. You learn to stay up late. You go downstairs during Christmas hoping to meet Santa. Then you met Santa! Santa was eating your cookie. Santa seems skinnier. Santa was shocked to see you awake. Then you said to Santa "ZOMG WOULDN'T UR'E REINDEERS DIE IF U STAY NEAR THE EQUATOR FOR TOO LONG?". Santa was speechless. Santa seems afraid when you approached him. Santa looked familiar. You pulled Santa's beard. SANTA WAS YOUR FATHER. Then you will be the next idiot to tell this same story.

Anyhow, when you think of Santa the common words that comes to your mind are:
Christmas
Holiday
Presents
Socks
Big
Fat
Obese?
Red
White
Beard
Sleigh
Reindeer
Ho Ho Ho

Speaking of Ho Ho Ho...

Officials in Sydney are warning the upcoming "Santa's" not to use the word as it may be offensive to women. wHOre wHOre wHOre! -_-" What. The. Fack? They where advised to use Ha Ha Ha. Now everyone is Santa. Haha! Yo. Santa here.

Read more here

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