Today, We Stop Quahrelling

For it is Quah's birthday!

That sexay mole

Happy birthday to Quah
You had sex with an aqua
While you were driving down Muar
Happy birthday to Quah!

Heheh. That was fun.

Anyway. Nick Quah. I got to know this guy in Form 1. He was this skinny dude in who tries hard to play basketball but his efforts do not make up to his unsatisfying results. Heehee! Jokin la. Like I'm any better. Insult to the max! Wooo. Well everyone paled in comparison to Sean Yap that time in basketball so....

Anyway, I found out that I like to use anyway alot. Why? Maybe I should be Mr. Anyway together with Mr Actualli and Mr Basicalli. Anywaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Hehe. Not cool at all.

I digress from digression. Man that phrase is so cliche. It's not even cool to use it anymore. Oops. I really should digress.

So. Nick Quah. Back in Form 1 Terra I wasn't really close to him. And then he came to Sc 1 in form 4. Woh. Still, wasn't that close to him. The closest I've ever got to him was having the same last name. He: Wen Pin. Me: Wei Pin. Oh, then he became Scar in Simba. Then he kena insult by me. BE PREPAREDDDDDDDDDDDD. I'm surrounded by idiots. Heeeheee. Then abit closer lor.

Then form 5. He became Deputy Head Prefect. You know what they say about deputies. Deputies are actually the Head themselves. Rawr! Hehe. People kinda disliked him. He was like lost in black magic. Going into the dark side. Immersed with power. Thunder. Lightning. Kaboom. I. Am. Quah. and. you. are. about. to. be. Quahminated. Woh. While Arizz purrs at the side (Sorry Rajiv!). I needed someone to compare with. Meow.

Then he lost his powers. Like Voldemort. The Ministry of Prefects stripped him off his powers. He became formless. He got a lightning round shaped mole below his mouth. Damn I'm mixing all the characters into one. Speaking of which, He was in Seladang, which is also green, and with Abdul Hafiz and Weng Sheng replacing Crabbe and Goyle.

So, he was back to his bum self. And we became closer. Daym that sounded gay.

All in all he's quite a fun guy to be around. He has an excellent command of English. Much, much better than mine. But his Chinese... lalala. He plans to take over Malaysia as Prime Minister and name his party Banana Republic.

Ah. Go read his blog. I'm lazy to write more. Again. Happy birthday Quah!






Oh. Yesterday I went for Cempaka commencements. We dyed our hair with temporary colours! Haha. Go checkout my multiply!

Birthday!

Forget the blogging craze. It's the birthday craze!

Tons of people's birthday over the past few weeks and the weeks to come. Crazy! Let me list. Hmm can't really remember all but let me start from:

July 16: Beatrice
July 20: Shen, Calvyn Apek, Lye Yee and Puan Siti
July 22: My dad
July 24: GoonieMay, Kin Mun
July 26: Sen
July 29: Kah Ann
August 1: ME ME ME ME ME, Aemilia Teoh (though I don't really know her)
August 2: KahMay, My cousin Weirong, Karim, Darshen
August 3: Miss Tok
August 8: Irina, Chung Yi
August 9: Pikkaye
August 11: Nick (a)Quah
August 12: Don
August 13: Tara aka EmmaWatson
*EDIT* August 17: Gigi Ng Hui Gi!

CRAZY RIGHT? And there's more. I just.. forgot.

My personal hypothesis: Parents are too busy working so they hump during November/December when there's lotsa holidays. Therefore kids pop out at July/August! Makes sense hor?

Hump until no flesh

Anyway, birthdays are always the days we look forward to. As young kids, we refer it to the day we get presents. Toys, glorious toys! Cars, robots and legos!

As we grow older, especially during teenage years, birthdays start to give a whole different meaning. It means being able to spend some special time with your loved one. Or being able to have a worthwhile time with your beloved friends. This is also the time where we receive lesser and lesser presents. Friends start sharing money to buy you a gift you will treasure and appreciate, though expensive. Such as hamsters.

My hamsters; SpiderPig and Harry Plopper

The older we get, the more we will reminiscent about our younger days. We will feel nostalgic, emo, and say to ourselves "let's just move on with life." After all, it is just a day to mark our first breathe in this cruel, cold world.

I was wondering if I would be looking forward to my birthday in years to come? What is there to be expected from? Would it just show that I'm a year closer to death?

P/S: You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Affinity

We all have a certain affinity for something. Like *shit I wanted to put some chemistry thingie here but my chemistry masuk longkang* Chinky having affinity for guys. Such a powerful word. A natural attraction or a feeling of kinship.

Pardon me but I have an affinity for well-endowed girls. Like the Boob Lady in Simpsons the Movie. This might sound like some perverted shit but it's my blog nonetheless and I'm an eighteen year old teenager eager to hump and is legal to get helplessly inebriated. Hehe. I don't know why I even like breasts. They don't do anything. They just bounce up and down and that makes me happy. Apparently, from what Chinky told me, if you stare at them for a certain amount of time everyday you can live longer!! Everybody get your binoculars!

I'm so gonna live longer!!

So, God please bless me with a well-endowed girlfriend or something. Hehe. I'M NOT A PERVERT~!

Speaking of which, it seems like Rainbows have affinity for Sunshines! Or was it the other way round? Heehee. Have fun dating 2 of you!

Hamsters

Daym. I have 2 rodents in my house. Brought them back and my mum was like "AIYO! Why your friend give you these kinda stuff one??"

Well I had a bday celebration in conjunction with my friend Kah May on the 4th in Modestos Hartamas. Kmay if you're reading this I wanna say thanks lots! I felt so useless when u did all the planning and stuff. Anyways the party was sort of expected =p. The group of people were kinda separated into HELPers, Taylorians, and Cempakans. But ah well. Hard to start small talks. Plus I'm not some super sociable guy. But Kmay has hot friends. Ehe. BUT SHE SAY ALL TAKEN. WTH! WHERE IS JUSTICE?!?!

Back to my hammies. I went to CK's house to collect them. They bit through their cardboard box/whatever it was. So I could not enjoy setting up the cage. His sisters had already put the hamsters in the cage and stuff like that. I think hamsters must have quite a fun life. They fight for the friggin wheel. And they run at like, 3~4 am in the morning. Damn scary. Suddenly you wake up u hear a distinctive noise. Then u walk towards the noise u see 2 bums running on a wheel. Damn potong steam la. I thought can encounter some ghost so I will be traumatised for life or something like that.

Anyway, their names are Spiderpig and Harry Plopper. Simpsons! Haha. Will update more. Check my multiply anytime!

Well?

Well, here I am again. Being sucked in by the whirlpool of blogging *thebimbobloggerfatmanslimmans fault*. It sucks being someone who once blogged for like everyday then suddenly see the blog die out. Life sucks. Everything sucks. But... no girls suck me one.. LOL. Haha I tried starting off being emo but suddenly became lame. I TRIED OKAY?

In case you didn't know I'm in Taylor's University College doing SAM program. Daym. This post should've been here 7 months ago. WTFHAX!!!oneone!111!!!!oneoneone!11!1!!1 And college was at first, wonderful. No prefects. I'm perfect with that. Wear anything i want. If i wanna be emo i wear all black. If i wanna be happy i wear pink. At least I don't wanna be fruity and wear some gay assed green blazer with gayer stripes that looks like some watermelon *cempakablazerssucksbigtime*.

But after awhile, you start waking up in the morning saying. Er. What on earth am i going to wear today?

Oh but college is eye candy. Girls. These wonderful creatures. Short skirts. Mini skirts. Heels. Shoulder revealing. Sometimes can see bra straps. Midriff. Round asses. B@@bs. Woo. But whats the point I just look =.=. So sad. Sob. No courage to approach girls. And most of the ones I like are taken! WTH LA! Which indirectly shows I have good taste. HeeHee. Nevermind. I shall go sulk in a corner.

So yesterday was my birthday. If you're reading this now, better get me my present. Thx.

Gah. So much to write but if i carry on.. we'll carry on, we'll carry on.. *starts singing black parade* Sorry got carried away. Anyway if I carry on I would've slept if I were reading the post. I'll save the rest for another day. Goodbye world. Now wheres my bamboo... ah.. there it is... mmm...


WHAT? GO LA! Whack you than you know!